Me: makes me kinda eeep because my belly is all LOOK AT ME AND MY LUMPINESS
My friend: ohhh noooes you have a belly! how dreadful!
My friend: you are the ONLY ONE EVER
My friend: we’ll put you in the circus. “this way for THE GIRL WITH A BELLY!”
My friend: right next to the dude who eats fire
My friend: and then you two can start a whirlwind romance
My friend: and you can have the contortionist chick on the side
Me: you have the BEST ideas